January 2nd, 2009


Alas, despite another year having passed, i have still not fixed all the world's problems.

In fact, i appear to be quite poor at keeping resolutions. Therefore, for 2009, i resolve:

  • Not to learn anything!
  • Not to launch any products!
  • To become uglier and less happy!
  • To remain in the U. S. for the whole year.
  • Not to produce anything of noticeable benefit to others.
  • To give up the guitar.
  • And absolutely not, under any circumstances, to build absurd contraptions. Contraptions are right out.
Here's to a continued failure to keep resolutions!