Some group (at first i was thinking Saturday Night Live, but then perhaps it would more appropriate for MacWorld) should do a comedy sketch called "If Life Were Like Mac OS X". The actors would swoosh onstage and offstage (with plenty of hip action) and hop up and down to get your attention. And then someone would say "Where is so-and-so?" and everyone else would immediately assemble upstage in a straight line, wait a moment, and then all run back to their original positions.
I bet it would be funny for some geeks, at least.