Bleary-eyed morning.

I'm in a goofy mood today. As i strolled through the convention centre i looked at the signs for "Meeting Rooms" and a voice intoned in my head, "You must try our excellent Meeting Rrrooms. They are so good that you should go in one even if you do not wish to attend a talk. You will not be cooked! The doors will not automatically lock behind you and the temperature will not increase whatsoever."